Matt and I are, of course, not engaged. I am a big fat April Fool's liar. I actually think April Fool's day is a pretty crappy "holiday" since it's just designed to allow people to be big lying jerks.
I only know for sure that I got my friend, Amanda, and I felt pretty bad when she congratulated me and I had to tell her that I am a liar, but then she told me she was relieved, so that's good.
Since Matt lies ALL THE TIME about stupid stuff like having a dog or eating 11 tacos, he chose to abstain from lying on the first; a move which he called, "the greatest lie of all."
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relieved, yes - but had it been true, i woulda bought you the servery of your dreams.
I want servery as pretensious as the scholarly articles that accompany it.
I would have brought you a gigantic vat of truffle oil because apparently that's all you need to make everything that comes out of your kitchen taste delicious.
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