Matt: (in a clumsy British accent) They’re talking from here! (point to his crotch).
Me: They’re not talking from here (point to my crotch) they’re talking from HERE (pointing to my butt).
Matt: No they’re not! (British accent again) They’re talking from HERE! (Pointing to crotch).
Me: Why would Freddie Mercury say that people were talking out of their penises? That doesn’t make sense. People were talking out of their asses.
Matt: No, no, no. Maura, he was bi.
Me: And bisexuals talk out of their penises?
Matt: Yeah. (British accent) from HERE.
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Nope, you're still wrong.
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