Inventory

Here is what is in my purse:
One (1) USB cord
Two (2) sets of headphones
One (1) random earbud cover pad
One (1) can of cat food (for cat trapping purposes)
One (1) iPod
One (1) ridiculous looking cobalt blue cell phone
One (1) almost done knitted sweater (which I am going to go sneak a couple rows on in the workroom)
Two (2) stolen pens
One (1) stick of Chap Stick (medicated)
One (1) Kashi granola bar (high on fiber, low on flavor)
One (1) hipster cigarette case wallet

Fascinating!

All I had on my to-do list today was to inventory my handbag, and done. I don’t have much work on the docket because my video editing skills are so incredibly badass that I finished everything yesterday. I am eagerly waiting for my co-worker with a box-trap to come in this morning so we can try to trap the feral cats living in our parking lot.

The poor mama cat has been around the block so much that her teats (I am sorry, that is the only word for them) are LITERALLY dragging on the ground. She’s had at least two litters in the last year and the Honda dealership next two us is slowly being overrun. Soon their lot will look like a scene from Sleepwalkers - so we are hoping to at the very least get them fixed and de-wormed and vaccinated before releasing them back into Element-filled wonderland they call home.

Tonight I am heading down to Richmond for my date with Kim. We are going to David Sedaris (OMG!?!!?). When Kim and I met we realized we suffered from the same affliction (charm?) – the tendency to relate nearly any topic of conversation to something David Sedaris said once. This night was meant for us.